me and keegs met jackie chan at the tab one night, he's a bloody nice fella!i think he has a gambling problem...instead of puting money into the machines he just punches em in with his forehead until they start spittin out coins!
mmyes thats it darling now look a bit to your left, yes, now at me and flutter your eyes, yes thats it, now smile, yes, now sprinkle weed all over yor face...perfect!
niddys new plastic surgery looks..ah..great...doesnt it guys!
nice work with the staff mate!
...oh and the one made of cans!
bad.
tommy guerrero shredding the pick of destiny!
it sounded something like . . . pukka wuww wuw pukka pukka nuhn nuhn dutt dutt dutt wuww wuww pukka pukka nuhn, but better.
i knew it!
geez, he's really let himself go since the popularity of the teenage mutant ninja turtles movies has dropped, dont know why... those moies are the bomb!
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