
this is me mate derrick, he may not look it but he's a fucking nutter!
pfft...get it? NUTter, coz its a nut!
i cracks me up.
oh wait its an acorn..disregard the previous bad joke.

i did meet optimus prime the other day tho...nice bloke...good at opening bottles.

you dirty rat, you killed my brother...

dont fuck with me, iv got eyes everywhere buddy! even in the trees!

toey bastard!

this dude was psyched on his bird, even told me that he feeds it whatever he eats, if he eats ice cream...the bird eats ice cream...mmm ice cream.

probably why the feathered little fucker has such lovely plumage!

yes even flies do it doggystyle!

empty berrics...good times.
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