SHAKEN . . . NOT STIRRED

M.C.G

2012-01-29T22:32:00.002+11:00

i recently took the missus out for a very romantic evening... of cricket.

this guy had the best view!

the birds tried their best to shit on everyone...

we managed to escape the evening shit free.

melbourne won, fireworks in celebration!

"more smoke than a snoop dog concert" apparently...

Morgan Campbell - Guest post.

2011-12-29T12:10:00.000+11:00

See what happens to Burt without Ernie? Straight up gutter time.

Now this was good times:

Mike D, The Charnwood Bowl snake run thing and one of his 45 ghetto blasters.

Motley crew. Ruling bus stop.

You know you are having a day and a half when

a cowboy passes you on a chair lift whilst a guy bleats out

Devo's "Whip It" on a trombone below.

Launceston was on fire.

No comment.

This was next level.

This is Genie. She rules. She may appear agin in this post. (pic by Emily)

Two stars one frame. Harry Clark was hanging for a turn on my magic wand.

Gimme the loot. Best goddamn whip I have ever seen.

To the left is the lord of them all Ricky Watt.

To the right is Harry Clark trying to get photo incentive.

This is buster. He is the best cat-dog you will ever meet.

He may also make another appearance on this post.

There he is again: Buster. Ruling at life.

I told you he ruled.

But i bet you didn't know he was a member of the Mew Tang Clan?

Speak of the clan and we have this!

Jack is one of the best dudes of all time and here he is repping the Wu shortly after

blowing a whole guitar shop away with his Hendrix impersonation!

This was one of those days that makes you realize how good life can be:

Bulleen, good heads and sun. What more could you want.

Frame grab courtesy of Shane Fowler's lens work.

Steve Murphy. Love ya doggy.

Swanning on the a to b.

That is one way to "walk" your dog.

We are getting the band back together.

Placement thanks to Jim Hensby.

This is my girlfriend's flatmate's pet.

Give me Buster any day.

Genie doing what Genie does best:

being really fucking stoked.

I reckon that Nugget got so tech on this flat bar that he disintegrated the best part of it.

Either that or Marty McFly back smithed it at 88 mph in the Delorean and the other half got teleported back to 1955.

Buster's owner Buster Grills under threat.

Mr Modus Mr Brett Margaritis on the blower with a cuppa.

And to top off the year:

where would we be without Mr. Super Carrot?

cliftonning

2011-11-16T19:11:00.001+11:00

we went skating...

fowler threw down some tricks here, where there is a miniature hubba theres shane.

"dont be stupid shane, sweden and switzerland are 2 different countries!"

silhouetted sipper

you know someones a good dude when a halo appears around them in photographs...

max olijnyk

notetoselfmax.blogspot.com

so much serenity...

seve is from switzerland...

towers and clouds

2011-11-07T22:25:00.002+11:00

two of my favourite things, cancer towers and clouds.

cave inspection

yep, still nothing in there...

dumpers and igloos

2011-11-02T17:24:00.001+11:00

communal

belly dumpers

the best damn tram driver in all of bendigo

halo

nice rig!

morgs is soo old school

twig

havin a kip

branching out?

murphy enjoying the serenity, so much serenity

it was just really serene

mobile igloo, for the eskimo that likes to keep on the move.

the gong 35mm scans

2011-10-26T23:34:00.001+11:00

you can see this guy was happy to see us...

eeeyyyyoooooorrrrrrrr

maybe the donkey was so happy coz joey fell in this watery ditch,

it sure made me laugh.

i totally meant to overlap this photo of john doing a 5050 gap over the stairs with a photo of some sort of gate locking mechanism, with my vast array of photographical skills i managed to create a mixture of culturesuhh... it was a fluke/fuckup.

cam mullins is a very talented kid, here he is going backwards and balancing on one truck.

the best spot in the gong, and we werent allowed to skate it.

john did a lip slide, the peanut gallery gathered.

"just like tony hawkz"

this is a photo of a skull, sam just so happened to do a backside noseblunt while i snapped it.

kids...

bowl mole, she was checkin out cuzzas yoga moves

we got knives n shit

gangster

yogaster

this spot looks a lot better than it is. dnl

brekky of champions for a couple of champions

there be no pirates taaddaayy

jesus evicted!

2011-10-13T17:32:00.000+11:00

even jesus couldn't afford the rent on chapel st!

gotta love this weather, seve does...

poor ol bellebelle got under the house and came out wearing a new fascinator!

looking fabulous darling...

cheeky bitch, she puts on harrys practice then hides the remote...

got my eye on you hairball!

I.G.D.D 2011 season open!

2011-10-10T23:05:00.001+11:00

this is sam, sam is a good dude.... when he doesn't fuck up my coffee order in the morning.

he was jason batemans stunt double in teen wolf 2

D.V.I doing good things always

daniel shimizu? brett chan?

oh hey yuta i didnt recognise you...

yuta, always taking things too far

"i swear cuz the whole helmet on top of hat vibe is gonna be huge!"

fluckin good dudes.

colin was sporting some nice noggin threads

i dont know these guys but i think they were having a bloody good time...

i cant remember taking this one...

ladies and gentleman, The President. (and the bouncer)

Kerang, Cohuna, Bendigo.

2011-10-09T13:22:00.003+11:00

murphy, morgs and myself went and did a week of giving kids skate lessons.

skateboard coach = hard work, but lots of fun also...

i drove this space ship like car out there...

man door and midget door, morgs used both...

a bloody good spot for a beer after our first day of coaching, riverside.

my spidey sense was tingling...

had to bring morgs' car in for an oil change...

another day another epic sky

morgs will find a spot anywhere...

we were as thirsty as the earth...

so headed to the local for a brew and pool

sold! wait what are you selling?

setup and ready to go in Cohuna

bullcock!

Cohuna is killing it

they even thought murphy was front page news!

congrats on your first cover murphdoggy

apparently i was page 3 news...

we were treated to some more epic sky for our drive to bendigo...

morgs, driving, photographing, smiling, not looking at the road = talented.

beer bin...

due to rain we ended up having a couple of days off, making the most of it here.

genuine stoke...

until my yellow comeback!

we got put up in some pretty nice digs, thanks bendigo.

see you again soon (when its not raining)

mrs.pacman

2011-09-20T20:15:00.001+10:00

i love skatepark graffiti.

'the wall'

2011-09-14T19:07:00.000+10:00

middsy kindly invited me to a session on the 'the wall' in frankston the other day for his buddy tobys 40th birthday.

DVI came for a ride in the tarago and got his session on also

two of frankstons finest og legends, ed croll and middsy have a yarn

even the sun came out for gander, miss you buddy. come back soon!

my skateboard got skateboardereded

after a long day of wall shredding middsy even had energy to revisit the ol fav curb of his

and blasted a few blunts

dale cheered him on for a while but midds got his session on and dale had a snooze.

and thats why they call him the godfather.

whens day...

2011-09-01T20:22:00.000+10:00

i decided to go on a little bike ride.

only to find this bridge had been washed away in the floods...

dang it.

so i just followed the drains...

and came across this sweet rail, nick boserio probably back lipped it already...

god he is good...

www.youtube.com/user/AlienWorkShop#p/u/0/UO6l2CyLy9M

am i a train?

emergency stopping lane?... i didn't use it.

this is the other side of the bridge.

to be honest i was a little bummed when i got here and realised they still hadn't fixed it for me.

so i had a little sit down to enjoy the view.

can you believe they still hadn't fixed the bridge? seriously, that was like an hour ago...

half of me hopes these things pull themselves from the ground and start walking around one day,

the other half of me is hiding in a wardrobe somewhere just in case they actually do!

amputree?

what? no good? ah...

themelessness

2011-08-31T12:23:00.000+10:00

bluurrhhh

2011-08-29T18:59:00.000+10:00

beers never taste better than when drank on a window sill.

worlds smallest flatbar...yes it is!

where them hobbits at?

driving into the sun...

we were all pleading with midds to turn back but he's crazy man!

butts only, no butts about it.

sunny sunday

2011-08-22T19:57:00.000+10:00

i dont know what you guys do whilst waiting for the tram...

teddybear hulahoop basketball anyone?

this is as 4wd as it gets in an 89 tarago...

it took one dickhead to get it stuck in the mud and 8 to push it out!

thanks again guys!

chemical brothers waste...

setting one up in the glorious sunshine

this is a good photo to show the sun through the eyes of a fair skinned redhead.

the next thing you would do is scamper for the nearest shady spot...

shane is neither fair skinned or a redhead, so he basks in the sun light.

look shane your not the next karate kid ok! geez...

oranges are gooood

gangster sccoootin

luke croaker?

that is all.

sunny days...

2011-08-16T18:41:00.000+10:00

recently printed some boards for mindsnare, drawn from the brain/hand of andy murphy.

yeah i dont get it either...

glorious sun...

glorious curb slide... muddsssyyy!

yeah ok why not!

i saw this from the street and made morgs do a u-turn because i thought this was a jump ramp...

my bad...

dangles catching some endless wave, oh no wait it ends down there...

bulleen rules. if you havent gone, go there.

wallride!!

a pretty well spotted hard rubbish esky, did a mighty fine job.

reflecting on a fun afternoon...

enjoying an open fire with old fat head.

fire, beer and cabana.

ooooh yeeaaahhh!

cruisin...

2011-08-06T17:12:00.000+10:00

a day through the eyes of a tarago...

hardhats

trees

rainbows

more trees

same trees

time to evacuate this blog.

Going up?

2011-07-30T11:17:00.000+10:00

steve here is demonstrating how to scare the crap out of coping.

step 1. roll up the transition staring at it like it just spilled your bourbon and coke.

step 2. ollie at the peak of the transition directly at the coping.

step 3. watch the coping shit itself whilst gravity guides you clear of it.

if you try this yourself don't feel bad if it looks no where near as stylish as steves.

he has the best coping scarers iv seen.

thanks steve.

Chicken in a WHAT?

2011-07-26T20:12:00.000+10:00

i love chicken in a biscuit... i also love cabana.

recently i was struck with the genius thought to combine these wonderous things.

CHICKEN IN A CABANA!

it tastes a lot better than it looks,

so much so that things don't end up looking so civilised for the second helping...

lets eat!!

drinkin at the dam

2011-07-18T00:05:00.000+10:00

damn! went camping for a night and skated an old spillway a few weeks back,

good times imminent.

middsy got his carve on. jezz and gorby look like ants way down the end there...

some serious rough as guts shit...

mother nature has certainly done some shredding of her own here too!

sun down...

fire up! Bill Callahan once wrote a song about drinkin' at the dam.

the song didn't warn me about the terrible hangover that follows though.

at least i woke up dry, poor jezz's tent flooded. lad woke up in a puddle.

what better hangover cure than the crisp cold air up at Thomson dam.

just 4 blokes at the dam, one of them terribly hungover.

takin the wheels through the bush car wash, gorby leading the way in the troopy!

i rode with crazy ray. thanks ray!

bomb the hill!!

this was exciting enough to make me pull faces that a have never pulled before.

stopped at a country pub on the way home.

this was some sort of futuristic gaming device that was too complex for us to figure out.

so we just had a beer instead, we understand beer.

god i love this song.

2011-07-01T13:28:00.000+10:00

burger, beer and beach

2011-06-26T18:18:00.000+10:00

doesn't get much better.

a day at Chatuchak market

2011-06-20T19:37:00.000+10:00

smallest maccas ever!

weirdest mannequins ever!

settle down boys, it's another mannequin.

disagree

imagine some thai bloke cut your head off and made a backpack out of it....

i think it would be kind of flattering. painful but flattering.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

coca cola and fried chicken bitches!!

cotton mulisha

bog roll?

rat salad

windang!

teenage mutant ninja babies

this one is straight up mutant, what is that??

lurkin in bangers

2011-06-19T13:47:00.000+10:00

get fucked! it's jackie chan!!

big fella coolin his nuts on the ground

such i good idea, so i joined him.

gecko chillin

no wonder there are blackouts all the time, this was pretty clean compared to some wiring i saw!

traffic is hectic!

cruisin for a snoozin...

koo arla

2011-06-16T09:31:00.000+10:00

ran into this friendly lil fella in bangkok.

will be posting some more pics from that trip soon,

im off camping though for now.

out n' about...

2011-05-23T18:30:00.000+10:00

hey look someone painted a blue vampire condom on the wall down there...

thanks for the nightmares asshole...

someone got fined 500 bucks for skating these ledges, so we're just ahh...looking at them

how is it, just trying to shoot a thugstance in front of your newly mowed whip and some fool is like

"im gonna take this car"... huh. people these days.

then after crashing the other car (must have been smoking grass) we see him trying to steal

steve gourlays troopy from around the corner!

pram in a tree anyone? anyone? nah didnt think so.

morgan's preferred terrain, cobble.

found a ripping pool table...

so we racked a few up...

the sequel

the break up.

zombie murphy approved.

the wallrides

2011-05-16T15:54:00.000+10:00

morgan - wallride.

zach - wallride.

woolongong part 5- gong wildlife

2011-05-15T10:34:00.000+10:00

pelican? peli did!

i dont know why he was so scared of me, he was massive.

probly could have stood over me for my wallet and phone

gongton

windang caravan park

not only our home for the week but home to the easter bunny and his wabbit homies

bit sad really, i always thought the easter bunny would have some big pimped out

rabbit house/coop

there mustnt be much money in easter eggs...

not that there's anything wrong with living in windang...

just make sure you steer clear of the Windang Warriors

they got knives n shit!

woolongong part 4- in the captains van for a day

2011-05-08T11:12:00.001+10:00

entering the cockpit
Captain Adair and Cheif Navigator Dickinson on duty.

this is dave's biggest fan!

the view of Port Kembla through the screen of Master Control Cockpit.

you may notice the purple tinge to the next couple of shots, don't try to adjust your screen

its just precautionary tint Captain Adair had added to the hull to protect my fair skin

from the harsh Woolongong sun.

and lucky for me, it was a scorcher out there!

SSPOoooooot!

productive day, even shot Chief Navigator Dickinson's new Arnette ad!

when Captain Adair is not in the cockpit he shoots photos of various skateboard stunts.

a man of many talents.

keep an eye peeled for Captain Adair's photos in an issue of slam coming soon!

woolongong part 3 - kiama

2011-05-04T18:57:00.000+10:00

kicken it with ma fishes...

sup fishes?!

beautiful kiama, always goes down smooth

trekking through the long ass grass to skate the half pipes under the bridge...

snake territory...

long asss grass

thanks to whoever it was that walked into the river first, savior!

this is a close up on my teeth, no wonder my dentist loves me...

oh no wait these are the teeth of a dead cow... i was close.

and these are his bones. i guess he tried to skate the bridge by himself and hit a chalkie

on the way down... ouch... dead cow.

he definatly was NOT wearing a helmet!

take note kids, dont skate if your a cow...

this poor bugger must have been washed away with the flood waters of the previous month.

total bummer dude.

ladies and gentlemen mr rob kenworthy.

dude rips!

peewee gettin bertleman all up in that bridge.

a truely splendifourous sunset to endeth the day!

woolongong part 2 - cavessss

2011-05-02T18:29:00.001+10:00

the way in...

id been inside these old war caves once before but had forgotten how

freaky it was down there...

looking back up to the only way out...

the following shots was just me taking photos to use the flash to see where i was walking,

it was pitch black down there.

yep, "what's that?"

"let's get the fuck out of here"

the truth is out there

im glad i didn't see that big ugly face at the time i would have shat myself.

creepy open doorways...

who's in there?

the end of the tunnel, good view, no way down, only one way out, back through the tunnel.

should probly go skating anyway...

woolongong part 1

2011-04-30T11:06:00.008+10:00

just got back from a trip with some of the independent

trucks team in woolongong.

will be posting some photos over the next week or so.

the best way to start the day, gettin a little salty...

good to see you woolongong.

art.

a trip out to port kembla always results in photo's of bhp's giant ciggies...

and someone getting broke off at the whorehouse kicker.

thankfully it wasnt me this time.

sketchy.

panooooo

good for you dragon!

i shot some 35mm on the fire truck.

go the mighty ducks!

good movie that, oh you havnt seen it? you must...

hehehe black butt... gets me every time.

the best way to spend the arvo...gettin a little salty.

wait did i already say that...

colorfulllessness.

yeah surfing dog!

is it just me or is he riding a purple sausage?!

mass murderer boots. gave us all the heeby geebys...

they were right, it really was special!

this guy lost the front half of his fixie, he was doing surprisingly well tho.

kind of like when rodney mullen skated with only one truck

and just manualled everywhere...

or did i dream that...

child prison...

this was the warden of the child prison.

she was gnarly, rollerskated around pelting the kids with easter eggs.

evil bitch.

dollar dollar bills yaal!

and take those dollar bills straight to catholic supplies!

no.

'there's a top pub around the corner'

joey got creepy at the pool and filmed some kids (skating)

alllrrright!

BJ'S!!

2011-04-27T20:46:00.003+10:00

just got back from a woolongong mission, i will do a proper blog soon

just wanted to share this little gem with yas...

sniplets...

2011-04-03T16:22:00.000+10:00

FRIDAY NIGHT FUN

2011-03-16T19:27:00.002+11:00

this is the new hot nightclub everybody is going to in prahran
its called the alfred and it goes off!

this guy may be the loudest snorer in the world we could even hear
him over the screaming patients..ah patrons in the club behind us.
man, waiting in line to get in sucks!

once we finally got in (its very exclusive) we met this doctor ahh..dj!
he was amazing, he had me in stitches! literally!

i was in the line to get in doing moves from 'a night at the roxbury'
and did my neck and had to have a kip.
i was like emilliioooo!

but eventually woke up and was ready to paaarrttyyy!

Yay 4 Yea...

2011-02-26T13:48:00.006+11:00

oh you didnt know? morgs grew wings!

tim b came out, and shredded seve...

this kid was cracking me up, he rigged up this helmet pulley
system so he could "get some rocks off the ground"

he even had his special red rope
" its the best rope i got"
yes it is.

shane chucked up a coupla burners...

shanes 5050 gets the thumbs up
from mini guru...

volcom stoned?

good chill spot with view

morgs earned a beer for sure...

enough horsing around boys, lets eat!

local fish n chippy provided well,
except seve didnt get his chico roll...

but returned with an egg and bacon sanga from that morning,
not sketchy at all...

thanks again Yea!

yeeaaay!

www.youtube.com/shanekennith

for the footage...

Yeaaaaay!

2011-02-20T10:40:00.004+11:00

we werent going to go to Yea but this guy wouldnt let go of marcel
until we promised to go check it out.
he looked really familiar...

it ended up being an amzing park

the old up a bit down a bit then up a bit again ledge...

definatly see you again soon Yea! yeaaay!

al and marcels summer vacation.

flood damage

2011-02-11T20:17:00.004+11:00

this is my toe after it got run over by a car, good start to the day.

note to self look left AND right...

the clouds rolled in...

and this family car got the hell outta there,

good move coz the rains came in hot!

and stranded me and shane at yellow bird

with nothing but beer to survive on.

it was horrible.

we were forced to stay there for hours

and hours...

the power went out so we decided all the beer
in the joint had to be drunk before it went warm.

this is shane's idea of an ipod boombox glass,
it didnt work.

the morning brought about a harsh reality.

oh, and this car got a ticket.

takin a sroll

2011-02-05T14:34:00.001+11:00

morgan campbell guest post

2011-01-20T23:35:00.005+11:00

thanks morgs.

the dragonfly.

2011-01-20T20:00:00.001+11:00

de lux

2011-01-19T21:50:00.002+11:00

recently iv been witnessing the shooting charisma
of mr daniel luxford and have been most impressed
by the stances he has been pulling.
so heres a few to show you.

yes yes, im in the gutter, no im not, yes i am, now not.

ok i got the shot.

keep up the good work lux.

bright lights of the new year

2011-01-15T22:45:00.002+11:00

this is my new years view from anderson park, camberwell.
everyone from the drunk 16 year olds to old retirees enjoyed the view
with the other 1000 people there.
i think i heard about 3 countdowns as the watches of different groups clicked over.

i wish you a happy new year ahead, all of yous!

good fuckin times.

von randome

2011-01-05T17:55:00.002+11:00

zombie outbreak response unit?
i want one.

thanks for the warning.

before you scroll down maybe you should take a seat...

gravox gravy powder...

no gravox gravy powder...and where did your hat go?
he had managed to mix it up inside his nasal passage
and produce actual gravy back out his nose.
wheres the roast beef?

thankyou callum for making my face hurt from
uncontrollable laughter.

the roll in...

2011-01-05T17:51:00.001+11:00

performed by shane fowler.

no monkeys were harmed during the shooting of this sequence.

BUILT TO SPILL

2011-01-03T10:35:00.001+11:00

he came forth to rain guitar licks that did melt the faces of all.
he kind of looked like santa claus in witness protection,
giving the gift of music.
jolly old doug martsch.

the big 2 7

2011-01-02T14:53:00.001+11:00

it was my birthday on boxing day,
best cake ever!

ridin to the good times...

2011-01-02T14:29:00.004+11:00

not an ideal day to ride 60 kms, 36 degrees and northerly winds.
sweat monster...

tangles...

pecker head...

what a welcoming to the wilson estate,
frosty beer.
thanks al!

charlie gettin green room action...

tezzy got a little green room of her own!

not to be out done by his next door neighbour (above),
al got to work on his christmas decorations...

and...

done.
sometimes less is more...
this may not be one of those times.

merry christmas to all!

my week at a glance...again

2010-12-14T18:40:00.002+11:00

i got to drive an esky

the t's steele had made for me, in celebration of the 4 video premiere.
what a bloody ruler!

harry has been gettin gnar on the rails!

and brass gets his back...

butt shot!

before the premiere we squeezed in a manual pad sesh and avoided the rain,
dave shaw has mad manny skills, as does morgs!

best manny pad everz!

JEEENNGGGGAAAAAA!

i got my eyes on you!

sharron fowler, shanes great great grannie.
what a champ.

its actually shane in drag.

luxy's lunch...

2010-12-14T18:35:00.001+11:00

before...

after.

luxy is animal!!

climbin hills n shit...

2010-11-21T17:19:00.006+11:00

i felt i needed a little getaway after some hectic filming deadlines,
so why not pat some small horses and climb some mountains...
ay? why not.

fried up a couple o snags for energy food for the hike...
we had them with tomato sauce and 3 million flies.
delicious.

i didnt put that there i swear, ok i did.

long way up

panno dabble...

shingleback? blue tongue?
ahh its a snake with legs and thats that.

panno verto?

a long walk is even longer when your 2 ft tall,

mini is a trooper.

found some caves that contained some authentic aboriginal artworks...

our tour guide chris, taking in the serenity.

soo much serenity...

jagged splendour

the view from the top of the grampians little brother.

reckon im the first redhead to climb to the top.

mission complete.

my week at a glance

2010-11-09T20:34:00.004+11:00

yuta made a boo boo

the brown arches?

robot wars!

our visit to sidetracked after our skate was rained out
was most enjoyable

melton, full.

this ones for you dale

the brassss

2010-11-08T21:50:00.002+11:00

no comment

white meat

2010-11-05T16:29:00.000+11:00

turtally

2010-10-18T22:10:00.000+11:00

two turtles dancing?

turtally awesome!

hd footy evac...

2010-10-17T15:38:00.003+11:00

i had a sudden impulse to edit a bunch of quite oldish
HD footage i had been sitting on whilst the
weather has been so shite.
when i say HD im not taking about fancy high definition,
im talking about Humm Dingers!
maybe give it a watch, or not, but you probly should. go on.

http://vimeo.com/15913094

face off

2010-10-14T14:54:00.003+11:00

i love that someone found the time
to chuck these burners up...

love your work, face drawing person.

ben's park

2010-10-10T14:57:00.005+11:00

joey caught wind of a skatepark on a property just out of bairnsdale,
about 3 hours east of melbourne (ish). and managed to organise
with the park curator/shredder Ben for some of us to go out there
and enjoy it with him.
morgs downs a tiger to warm up.

this is bens driveway, about 2kms of bumpy single lane dirt track

and there she lays, bens park!
taken him about two years of gradual building and bloody well worth it.
i dont have any pics of the bowl corner to bank section
or the wood mini. sorry.
i got too carried away skating it.

surrounding bens park was bens (dads) stuff.
i dont know what that thing does,
but it has its own roof.

iv got a pretty good idea what this thing does.

this thing used to have a purpose,
but now it gets skated and has a whole new purpose.

im guessing ben used this fella to built his park, or chase away the neighborhood cats.

skated up a thirst

and a hunger

good scene

i was pretty tempted to make a bath and get
nude in the wilderness but that might have got wierd.

the calm before the ropeswing storm...

the aim was to swing onto bens roof,
i got my tippy toes on to it but thats as close as i got.
a week later and my stomach muscles still hurt,
im not sure if its coz iv never used my upper body
like this before or from laughing at joeys slam.
(keep an eye on funniest home videos for that one!)
ben makes it look soo easy. swing local.

not feeling the ropeswing, morgs bombs the dirt driveway instead.

and after a long rad day we hit the road back to the big smoke.
a huge thanks to ben and his buddies for having us.
and showing us how to ropeswing like a real man...

whoops...

2010-10-07T20:49:00.002+11:00

bandaid not good enough?

smiley face bandage aught to do it!

do it!

didn't mean for it to look like a kkk finger either, i swear.

magic?

2010-10-03T22:01:00.002+11:00

when i saw it said "as seen on tv"
i thought "id be stupid not to buy it"

look at that cutting edge design!
it's as though marty mcfly bought it back in the dolorian
from 2020!

he should have waited till 2021 and bought back one
that doesn't piss hot milk all over your floor

coffee magic my buttsticle!

perth part.2.

2010-09-28T20:14:00.006+10:00

it was shane's first time in perth,

he had a good time.

he even made some new friends

banks bro's and beers

sir geldof was an amazing tour guide

this is how he likes to spend his down time,

sittin on banks

saw some birds

and spent some time at pica witnessing

quade bakers talents

ken oats

"theres a dunny seat in that tree"

this is my 90's disposable camera shot,

josh roberts boss smith

shit got wierd

gayters? nah just good friends...

keegs is back..

2010-09-22T19:58:00.001+10:00

i would like to take this opportunity to welcome

mr keegan walker back to melbourne

just in time for the kick off of I.G.D.D!

so to celebrate it's $1 gb's all round!

weekend at al's

2010-09-22T19:23:00.002+10:00

after enjoying some fine cuisines from the catering area,

we decided to get creative...

al went into his office and got on the blower/driller and spoke

to a bloke who knows a bloke that knows a dog owned by a bloke

who has a ramp.

so we stole it.

and we lived happily ever after.

the end.

snack time!

2010-09-14T17:16:00.002+10:00

frankenflower!

cant beat the basics, i felt like i was at someone else's birthday!

muggy bastards (good carnts) pt 2

2010-09-11T10:12:00.000+10:00

talk about saving the best for last

barlow strikes a beaut pose.

muggy bastards (good carnts)

2010-09-09T20:07:00.003+10:00

perth - part 1.2
mug shots of some of the rad crew i had the pleasure of skating with whilst in perth the other week, the ol fire engine needs some fine tuning on the focus fuction.

the perthfect blog post pt 1.

2010-08-25T18:03:00.007+10:00

thugstance

"the toaster"

"the bird"

perth graffiti

geldi rips like a mad dog!

crimea river

thanks for the hangover jim

mall grab

crotch sniffer

shane mangled his hands (hence the previous mall grab)
and thought jelly beans were the cure

tattoshirts - the wave of the future

i told you geldi rips, look how warped his
board gets when he ollies at high speed!

sheeesh!

mexican stand off!
"just do a shit"

no comment

this guy was a cock!

...atiel! or is it a parrot?
who cares shit joke anyways

this is our friend jing ling

and his mate orc de souza

stay tuned for pt 2...

or just check another time

lavin...

2010-08-04T19:54:00.000+10:00

mezzmerizzing

as Drop Dead Fred would say...

2010-08-04T19:45:00.002+10:00

Cobwebs!

i always thought the cat sat on the couch all day,

im starting to suspect that she may actually be house cat by night,

spiderman by day!

very suspicious.

BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB

2010-07-30T18:38:00.003+10:00

i see the light,

thanks blair!

hot n' mallow creamy

2010-07-27T20:06:00.003+10:00

are you drooling? no? you should be...

it was delicious, so was the second, and the third...ooh amazing.

taking toasted marshmallows to the next level.

hot n' mallow creamy

do it, do it.

shineth the lighteth

2010-07-25T12:57:00.000+10:00

just brilliant.

saturday night dur dur dur de dur du durr

2010-07-25T12:47:00.002+10:00

gorbys beer....and cuzza's beer!

spew brew

2010-07-11T19:36:00.002+10:00

i went outside early this morning to find these

full stubbies still ice cold out on my nature strip

and thought christmas had come early!

then on closer inspection i realised they were covered in spew

some sap had been carrying his last few beers home from a party

and spewed all over himself and unfortunatly his beers.

bumming.

(no beer was harmed in the posting in this blog,

the deserted beer in the story was washed off and put in the fridge)

a.d.d

2010-07-11T19:33:00.000+10:00

these kids got mad energy!

hmm slightly amusing...

CLAY POT MAN!

2010-07-09T00:47:00.001+10:00

best 4 bucks i ever spent!

couldnt buy the materials for that.

fukin love that little guy!

WORLDS BIGGEST BIRDS NEST!

2010-07-06T21:51:00.002+10:00

its actually just a shell of a shop front,

birds live here though and probably do a little bit of nesting

at least enough to justify me calling it a nest

end ramble.

cat yoga

2010-07-06T19:33:00.002+10:00

ok cats, start by sitting on a comfy official cat yoga matt.

then to limber up turn your head slightly to the right

remembering to keep your body straight.

paws in front.

good good.

then, put your left leg out to the side

and reach your head toward your right paw

hold for 20 cat seconds and repeat on the other leg

you are now ready to do absolutely nothing

go back to the couch and lay down all day.

fireplace shenanigans

2010-07-05T20:20:00.001+10:00

it doesnt

take long

for shit

to burn

we dont need no water

spot the morgan

2010-07-03T21:16:00.000+10:00

my new friend

2010-07-03T21:11:00.001+10:00

sits outside my new house every night.

ultimate chillin.

i bet if he liked music he would be a fan of 'the who'...

whoo whoo!

im terrible.

my blog has been......

2010-06-30T21:51:00.001+10:00

totally decked out!

get it ... decking? decked out?

ahh forget about it.

MR.FOWLER

2010-06-29T18:08:00.002+10:00

when he is not busy filming various nutcases

for the 4 skateboard company video

shane likes to release some filmer angst via

a bit of circle work in the back paddock...

and pisses on spots.

good work shhh...anus!

whoops

2010-06-28T21:24:00.000+10:00

this guy went out on the weekend and got

absolutely smashed!

over the westgate

2010-06-28T21:19:00.002+10:00

a stroll through yarraville on a cloudy yet fine saturday afternoon.

skatecrow

2010-06-25T18:06:00.001+10:00

put in place to scare away those pesky waxing rollerbladers.

we salute you skatecrow.

wingin it...

2010-06-25T17:19:00.002+10:00

literally.

found this one on a window sill,

if you see a dragonfly flying around in circles can you let him know iv got his wing!

i(nside)pod

2010-06-23T20:18:00.004+10:00

its one of those things, iv had an ipod for years and always wondered what it looked like on the inside but never wanted to risk fucking it up so i never opened one.
recently i found this broken number and decided to give it a crack (literally)
here are the insides of a dead beast for your viewing

old wood

2010-06-22T20:07:00.002+10:00

apparently these were the kmart boards of the 80's,

being about $25 back then it seems they've held their value coz it's still $25.

gold.

MORE SKULLS

2010-06-20T17:59:00.003+10:00

nothing rad about death